200 Things Women Can Finally Do at 50: A Funny, Slightly Sassy Celebration of Not Giving AF 50th birthday gift for her big milestone

The 50th Birthday Gift That Finally Says What Everyone's Been ThinkingShe is not having a midlife crisis. She is having a midlife awakening and there is a difference.For fifty years she showed up, kept the peace, laughed at things that weren't funny, and said "I don't mind" about approximately everything. She found the lost things, carried the mental load, and ate the burnt toast so everyone else could have the good pieces.This book is her permission slip. All 200 of them.200 Things Women Can Finally Do at 50 is not a self-help book. There are no chapters, no journaling prompts, and absolutely no suggestions to "age gracefully." It's a funny, slightly sassy celebration of not giving AF -- written like a best friend on her second glass of wine who finally just says the thing.Things like:Crying without apologizing for it.Leaving the party when she said she was leaving.Cutting off the family member who has never once acted like family.Sending the food back.Ordering the good bottle of wine.Wearing the thing she actually wanted to wear.Finishing her sentence even when someone tries to drive right through it.Each entry is one page. Short, sharp, and so relatable it's going to make her snort-laugh and immediately text it to every woman she knows.This is the funny 50th birthday gift for her that will actually land. Not a novelty gag. Not a "50 and Fabulous" gift bag filler.A funny book for women over 50 that feels like it was written specifically for her -- because honestly, it kind of was.The perfect birthday gift for a sister turning 50, a best friend who has given enough, a coworker who deserves the world, or yourself. Because gifts for women at 50 should feel like this -- like someone finally sees exactly how much she has carried and is handing her something that says: put it down.She's done enough for everyone else.Now it's her turn. Read more