Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mom Would Give if She Thought You Were Listening (Funny College or High School Graduation Gift for Daughter from Mom)

She's heading out into the world. Give her a parting gift she'll actually remember.Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone is the heartfelt, hilarious guide every young woman needs when stepping out on her own. Packed with bite-sized wisdom and stunning mixed-media art, it's part motherly life manual, part coffee-table keepsake―perfect for graduations, care packages, and just-because gifts.Written by Becky Blades as a sendoff to her daughter heading to college, this witty book delivers the life advice you'd give if you had just one more day. From folding fitted sheets to guarding her self-worth, these 270 pieces of modern common sense blend humor, heart, and hard-earned truth."Finally, a wise, witty book with some straightforward answers to life's complex questions."―Oprah.com"I got a big kick out of Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone."―Gretchen Rubin, author of The Happiness ProjectWhy readers love it:Laugh-out-loud AND tear-up momentsEasy-to-read, come-back-to-it formatBuilt-in space for a personal noteLoved by moms, aunts, mentors, and grads alikeIf she's leaving home, give her this reminder: she's ready―and you're always with her. Read more