Doctor, You’re Killing Me : A Medieval Diary of Misery, Idiots, and Plague

Doctor, You’re Killing Me – A Medieval Diary of Misery, Idiots, and Plague"I’m a doctor. I save lives. And I fucking hate it."Welcome to the utterly miserable, blood-soaked, plague-ridden diary of a medieval doctor who has had just about enough of everyone’s shit. Armed with a rusty scalpel, questionable medical knowledge, and an unstoppable urge to punch his own patients, this poor bastard roams the English countryside trying—and mostly failing—to keep people from dying of their own stupidity.What’s inside this absolute shitshow of a book?Idiots who drink nothing but ale and then wonder why they’re pissing bloodFarmers who “cure” infections by rubbing garlic on open woundsNoble pricks who demand medical treatment, refuse to pay, and then try to stab him anywayA traveling companion who is unnervingly obsessed with his fucking chickenThis is not some glorious tale of heroism and healing. This is a tortured man’s last, rage-fueled words before he inevitably drops dead from exhaustion or gets burned as a witch. It’s sarcastic, it’s brutal, and it’s the funniest thing to come out of medieval England since someone tried to convince people that washing was bad for you.If you enjoy historical accuracy, intellectual depth, or uplifting stories about the triumph of the human spirit—look elsewhere.If you want filthy, violent, expletive-laden ranting from a man who absolutely despises his own profession, then this is the book for you.Buy it now, before the doctor dies of anger, stupidity, or a well-aimed crossbow bolt. Read more