It's Never Too Late to Look Hot: (Humorous Fiction) Kindle Edition

Need a few belly laughs? Follow Angie as she stumbles her way into middle-age. . . Angie Hawkins is on the brink of turning fifty, and life is good, very good.She’s survived a disastrous divorce (and some equally disastrous first dates). She’s survived her friends’ menopause madness and her daughter’s nerve-wracking nuptials. She’s dating Tim (a Truly Extraordinary Kisser), her career is steady and fulfilling, the kids are launched, her ex has exited, and her best friends are as close to normal as they have ever been (which, honestly, is not very close at all). Yep, as Angie approaches the Big Five-O, her life is really humming along. ˃˃˃ But is life humming along to “Happy Birthday” or the theme song from Jaws?˃˃˃ Da dum da dum:She gets a new boss who subscribes to the Idi Amin School of Micromanagement. ˃˃˃ Da dum da dum: Boyfriend Tim’s amorous intentions might be turning honorable OR turning in another woman’s direction. ˃˃˃ Da dum da dum: Her flabby, flatulent ex-husband schemes to rekindle their non-existent flame. Eiouyw! ˃˃˃ Da dum da dum: Her daughter announces that Angie will soon be a grandmother.(Really, all she wanted for her fiftieth birthday was some chocolate cake and a few Botox treatments.)Not to worry. Her best friends have a strategy to pull her life back together again: a rigorous regimen of bikini waxing and belly dancing, martial arts and Myers-Briggs. Good grief!This humorous novel explores the angst of getting older, the uncertainty of pregnancy, and the value of friendships.˃˃˃ Readers say:“Angie and her antics are not to be missed. It's not too late...get them and read and laugh until your stomach hurts!”“Once you've gotten to know the cast well, the book leads to a laugh-out-loud ending that you won't want to miss.”Scroll up and grab your copy now! Read more