Pet Hates | Vladimir Putin - Cat Toy

Pet Hates Cat Toy – Vladimir
We’re Putin it out there — this catnip toy means business!

Meet Vladimir, the bare-chested, brawny parody toy that’s ready to wrestle your feline into hours of mischief. Complete with cargo trousers, a judo black belt, hammer and sickle necklace, and KGB tattoo, this catnip-stuffed strongman will make Mother Russia proud while your cat pounces, bats, and claws to victory.

Designed in the UK, this hilarious parody cat toy is built for durability — made from tough poly-canvas fabric with the body and arms cut from a single piece to stand up to sharp claws. The catnip is securely sewn into a pocket in the tummy for long-lasting appeal, keeping even the most stoic cats engaged.

Perfect for politically playful pets — and owners with a sense of humour.

Key Features

• Bare-chested parody of Vladimir Putin — complete with black belt, cargo pants, necklace, and tattoo.

• Durable poly-canvas construction, designed to resist clawing and biting.

• Stuffed with polyester and catnip, sewn securely into the tummy pocket.

• Designed in the UK.

• 100% unofficial and unendorsed parody toy.

• Tested to child safety standards in the EU, USA & Australia/NZ.

• Not suitable for dogs — contains catnip.

• Dimensions: approx. 12 cm tall × 11 cm wide.

Tough. Tactical. Totally hilarious.
Let your cat take on Vladimir — the ultimate claw-to-claw challenger from the Pet Hates political collection.