Tales of the Unruly: Greek Mythology Short Stories Paperback – June 1, 2025

What if the gods of Mount Olympus were less of the divine, omnipotent beings we've always heard about and more like the most dysfunctional family you've ever laid eyes on?From parents who eat their own kids to normalized bestiality, Greek Mythology is filled with more than its fair share of drama, delirium, and downright hilarity. But staying awake is hard if the story is dry as dirt.Cue Tales of the Unruly, a modern-day, slightly raunchy spin on classical Greek Myths! Not only will you enjoy these untamed stories more than a massage with a happy ending, but you'll also run the risk of skipping work to throw a rager while wrapped in an old sheet and drinking from a hollowed-out bull horn—consider yourself warned!Meet the gods like you've never seen them before! A deeply flawed, wildly entertaining, and slightly over-familiar bunch that could make reality TV blush.Here's what you'll find inside this book: Why the king of gods swallowed his own kids and still thinks it was justifiedHow Poseidon's epic sulk nearly drowned an entire kingdomWhat gained Hades the reputation of a brooding introvert who botched his first dateHow Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera had the most dramatic high school lifeWhich God is to be credited with discovering "Netflix and Chill" (Hint: it's absolutely not who you think it is) ...And other tales so wild that Dionysus would have to dry out if he wanted to keep up! From raucous tales and torrid affairs to epic battles, tender moments, and terrible behavior—I mean, like, really awful behavior—these stories depict the best and the worst of mankind and the gods they created.Whether you're a seasoned Greek Mythologist interested in a fresh perspective or a complete novice looking to get the deets on some divine gossip, the boisterous bunch who live atop Mount Olympus will have you wondering why you didn't revisit the myths of old sooner.Get your copy ofTales of the Unruly: Greek Mythology Short Stories—The Olympiansand prepare to party like it's 776 BC! Read more